African Villagers ward off Orphan-Obsessed Celebrities
"Fed up with status-seeking American celebrities raiding their orphanages for trendy accessories, several African villages have created wooden tribal masks and figurines to ward off future intrusions.
Each mask is exquisitely hand-carved in the likeness of Madonna and Angelina Jolie and hung menacingly outside village orphanages."
Ohhh ... Angie's lips make me go weak at the knees but the Madonna mask is too scary to post here. Follow the link to see what I mean ...